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Did I Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty – Stress Relief Poop Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Adults Secret Santa Gifts Weird White Elephant Gift Ideas Therapy Putty

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Manufacturer Description

Did I Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty
Shit happens...or did it?
We've all been there. You're sitting at dinner or in the office, and you need to fart. You smile to yourself as you gently squeeze out a puff...but something doesn't feel right. That fart seemed a little too solid. You panic. Did you just shit your pants, or didn't you? It doesn't feel like a load, but you've been deceived before, and you won't let that happen again. Calm down, and grab Did I Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty.
You can let loose the stress of shitting yourself with this chameleon green putty. It's enchanting as it squishes through your fingers, and you knead it like dough. Your drawers may be full, but your heart will be too when you're using this putty. Let go...of the stress, and quietly walk to the bathroom to check your underwear. No matter what happens, there's always putty...and toilet paper.
Did the shit hit the fan?
Everyone loves grandpa, but he's getting on in years and...well...just isn't as together as he used to be. When he comes around, and you smell that familiar aroma, you have to ask yourself, "Did grandpa just shit himself again?" A person can't live with that kind of stress, and that's why there is Did I Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty.
It's a great gift for teens and adults, because we've all been there at one time or another. You worry about the dreaded shart, or you're someplace without a bathroom. Don't let the nightmare control you; pull on your putty. It's a hilarious addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or just because shart happens.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY

Product Features

WAS IT A LITTLE POOP OR A LOT OF POOP - This is a question we've all asked ourselves as we feel what could be a log in our trousers. The stress and anxiety are at a high as you won't want your turd dropping on the way to the bathroom. You need to be calm. Don't worry - you got this. STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS - The therapeutic kneading of Did I Just Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty will let you keep your shit together until you can make a strategic exit. Fold and fidget with the putty and lose yourself in its dramatic chameleon colors. PINCH IT...WE MEAN THE PUTTY - It's extra stressful when you're squeezing those cheeks together, desperately trying to keep back the flood gates, but you can't leave. Maybe the bathroom is full, or you're in the middle of a meeting. Grab the Did I Just Shit My Pants Reality Relief Putty and relax...but not too much. A SILLY STOCKING STUFFER FOR ADULTS - Everyone shits themselves from time to time. It's inevitable. Not only is I Just Shit Myself Stress Putty a funny surprise to find in a stocking, but it's also useful for relaxing away some anxiety through therapeutic play. SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially formulated, chameleon green putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands.

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