?HUNT coffee cups as if your very survival depended on it, because guess what: IT DOES! There's no life without corporate success, there's no success without top productivity, and there's no top productivity without a truckload of fresh and beautiful, beautiful caffeine!
?CLICK your steady caffeine flow into existence and watch as your labor bear fruit in the form of more coffee cups and more promotions and more ABSOLUTE CORPORATE OWNAGE!
?CONQUER not one, not two, but three different companies with your coffee-accelerated skills! Work, work, work, have a cup of coffee, work, work, work, have a bucket of coffee, WORK, WORK, WORK!
?MANAGE the opinions of the people around you by accepting or ignoring their comments! You know the drill: some people will be by your side on the road to success, others will try to decaf your coffee. WATCH YOUR BACK AT ALL TIMES.
?GROW into the ultimate hyperactive, caffeine-rushed overachiever and prove that you need only one thing to upgrade your corporate status: INFINITE COFFEE!